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For those times you feel sad, and want to feel worst. by albertog72
May 28, 2009, 3:42 am
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Deep thoughts 2 by albertog72
May 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
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Can you think of something that sounds similar to a mockingbird? an asian queef maybe.

The best things in life are free, breathing is free. Also free, breadsticks, with your order of a large two toppings pizza.

Sometimes people tell me i look like Freddie Mercury. What they don’t know is that he had sex with my mom.

It sucks when my mom barges into my room without knocking. What if i was making a surprise party banner for her birthday. That would totally ruin it.

If your life is flashing before your eyes, and its cold, tell life to stop flashing. Its embarrassing.

Life is about having fun, but sometimes it isn’t like in a funeral.

Something that i don’t expect from heaven, is slow internet access.

To me it seems unfair that you can masturbate, but you can’t tickle yourself.

One thing that makes girls go crazy..is birth defects.

I tend to avoid the lines in the sidewalk. Actually i tend to avoid most lines, like supermarket lines.