Deep thoughts. by albertog72
November 3, 2008, 10:22 pm
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1- Did you know that Chuck Norris makes onions cry. That proves onions have feelings too. I’m just saying if you do not like onions, please keep it to yourself.


2- Do i own a pink bike? i do not own a pink bike. Maybe someday I will and then I could change the world forever. For worse…


3- An eye for an eye. What a rip-off.


4- Martial arts : ancient ass kicking techniques, that were practiced before they made ‘ the gun”.


5- “I’m no baseball player, but I love chewing on some tobacco” said Chewbacca.


6- Look it’s easy, if i have five apples and three starving friends, I’ll tell them that i have a number in my head between one and twenty, and the first one to guess it, gets nothing. My point is I’m not sharing my apples.


7- Occasionally I give Aunt Jemima a call, you know, just to see what’s cooking.


8- This dude told me to get a life.I said back off you hippie I’m out of mushrooms.


9- I like to drive by people and wave goodbye, you see sometimes I feel gangsta like that.


10 – If i could stop a bullet with my teeth, I wouldn’t .


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